Friday 19 February 2010

Stolen passport scandal hits UK Government

Today the Government has been sent reeling by the new that impostors have 'cloned' british passports and used them to enact a plan to ruin the Country.

Seemingly the passports of 6 ordinary Scottish and English men were taken and used by impostors. Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Ed Balls, Jack Straw and Liam Byrne all claim they are innocent and the victims of this terrible scam.

The attacked on the UK, which was well planned and has lasted for 13 years, involved the highest levels of penetration into the Government. Once there these imposts - knonw now as NU Labour and campaigning for a marxist dictarotship - proceeded to rip out the levers of state, lay waste to the economy and border controls.

An investigation is now underway but it is hard to say if the men will ever be brought to justice or if the good names of those so besmirched will ever be cleared.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

And on a more serious note, weren't we assured that British passports could not be cloned & were entirely safe & secure & that was why we needed to submit so much personal information, biometric details etc? Yet another lie from the Gordon Brown Lie Factory (a.k.a. Her Majesty's Government).

lilith said...

Don't worry, David Milibland is waving his banana at the Israeli ambassador.

Anonymous said...

Why must those passports used by the attack on the Hamas terrorist be forged? Why can't someone have got hold of the 5million personal details 'lost' by the civil service last year, and simply used selected individual details to apply for a new passport from the passport agency?

CU: "enact a plan to ruin the country."

Very droll.

anon@9.30 said...

... a dicarrotship ...

I knew the vegetarians were taking over!

anon@9.30 said...

or

... dictarotship ...

I have predicted that the card readers would be ascendant!

Cazzy Jones said...

Sad but true - their intended victim Mr C.Sense was arguably on his last legs but this lot made only too sure of his demise.

(Elsewhere it has been rumoured that a well known football song is set to enter the Israeli Top 20 after modification to the original lyrics: -

"Nice one Mossad
Nice one son
Nice one Mossad
Let's whack another one!")

Anonymous said...

Very funny, only marred by not taking the time to run it through a spelling checker. I hope this isn't a sign of future carelessness.

Anonymous said...

What about Blair?

Anonymous said...

And on a more serious note, weren't we assured that British passports could not be cloned & were entirely safe & secure & that was why we needed to submit so much personal information, biometric details etc? Yet another lie from the Gordon Brown Lie Factory (a.k.a. Her Majesty's Government).

No-one has ever assured that I think.

If I understand correctly though, if you had your fingerprints stored in a biometric passport, another person wouldn't be able to use it (unpopular as the idea may seem)