remember last years Blockbuster. - Drama - promises - Plots -Tears - Conflict - Destruction -Debt ...
Badgiator.
The story of a general, reduced to a slave by a cunning, unelected, tyrant emperor.
Maximus Snoozimus Alistus becomes the greatest hero in Rome when he turns his back on the domineering dictator.
Commodehead - "You are truly a great counter of numbers..Almost as good as myself..What is your name slave?"
Alistus - "My name is Badgiator" {He partially turns his back on the despot}
Commodehead - "How dare you not support me with 100% loyalty,despite all the briefing I've done against you. Tell me your name!"
Alistus - "My name is Maximus Snoozimus Alistus, commander of the public sector workers of the North, General of all the benefit Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Antonius Blarus. Father to a murdered economy, husband to the bankrupt treasury . And I will still be chancellor, at this budget and the next. "
Commodehead - "No you won't! Ballsus, McBrido, Watsum - At my command, Unleash Hell"
Interesting to see someone else thought Roman when they heard that quote.
ReplyDeleteI thought of 'Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of War'...
Which, given how this Goonvernment is becoming ever-more like a Shakespeare tragedy, let me to:
'Gordon Caesar: Act III Scene I'.
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It's interesting in a car crash sense to see Labour exploding like this. Still, nobody gives a shit about replacing the Social Democrat Labour party with the Social Democrat Tory party, at least Brown is wiling to throw chairs at people. The least bad outcome is a hung parliament, and only because Vince Cable is slightly less fucking useless as a chancellor.
ReplyDeleteBrown is more like Macdeath.
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