Here we go ... the 6 Nations - sponsored by our very own RBS ! (and I do mean our very own). Altogether now -
The fate of old Hosni Mubarak Is grimmer than anyone thinks At the height of the rioting season He tries to hide in the Sphinx But the Sphinx’s secret passage …
My name is Dai Boy, and I'm going to get rat-arsed on Brains Bitter tonight as I've just seen the bloody game at HQ, and I'me bloody pissed off I can tell you boyo...
....But the Sphinx’s secret passage …
ReplyDelete...is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Whcch accounts for the hump of the oil price,
And Obama's inscrutable smile...!
Chorus...
My name is Dai Boy, and I'm going to get rat-arsed on Brains Bitter tonight as I've just seen the bloody game at HQ, and I'me bloody pissed off I can tell you boyo...
9/10, scrobs !
ReplyDeletefull marks would have been available for use of denial
(geddit?)
good start to the campaign, eh ? the way the 2nd row & back row reserves played indicates pretty good strength in depth, I'd say
But the Sphinx's secret passage
ReplyDeleteIs littered in layers of shite
For as soon as there's a riot, the council went off on their bike.
Meh!
Is it just me or does it seem wrong having matches on a Friday evening?