Given your old alma mater's history of recruiting to the funnies, isn't there something vaguely cadet-ish about OU Security Services? Is this perhaps a new form of OTC for the Millbank and Vauxhall firms? Do they have a special tie, do you think?
My new tactic is to carry a bag of dog shit. (Since I got my pup.)
No-one is going to attack you if you swing it around confidently and threaten to hit them over the head with it.
Now I know why people have a confident swagger when they go walking their pitbulls. It's not the dog that does that, it's the bag of shit that comes with it.
I suppose that the first thing that many would do when attacked by an armed assailant is to "evacuate"... But perhaps not in the way the poster intended.
Given your old alma mater's history of recruiting to the funnies, isn't there something vaguely cadet-ish about OU Security Services? Is this perhaps a new form of OTC for the Millbank and Vauxhall firms? Do they have a special tie, do you think?
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ReplyDeleteIn Honk Kong I understand the Chancellor was knows as "Fat Pang".
ReplyDeletehe did a couple of good things while he was there, for which I pay him due credit
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My new tactic is to carry a bag of dog shit. (Since I got my pup.)
ReplyDeleteNo-one is going to attack you if you swing it around confidently and threaten to hit them over the head with it.
Now I know why people have a confident swagger when they go walking their pitbulls. It's not the dog that does that, it's the bag of shit that comes with it.
Kev, that's an old fashioned string bag, I take it?
ReplyDeleteI suppose that the first thing that many would do when attacked by an armed assailant is to "evacuate"... But perhaps not in the way the poster intended.
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