Here's L'il Volodya signing Something Important (the annexation document?); and note, by way of weighty and none-too-subtle symbolism - classic Russia - in the display case is a model of the sunken cruiser Moskva. So this is obviously revenge, writ large.
Compo: your speech bubbles for some of this motely crew. I'll start you off.
No.13 - Couldn't we have found some carpet instead of this manky kitchen flooring?
No.15 - Shut your face and get your T-shirt in the wash!
ND
"The lamps are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime".
ReplyDelete7. "That's a very scrawny neck..."
ReplyDelete13 Is that bloody pen ever going to explode?
ReplyDelete“Dear Diary.
ReplyDeleteThe sharks with lasers sabotaged the pipeline as ordered ..
Everything is going exactly as planned. Soon, all the world will belong to me….”
‘…….hmmm…Admiral number ten.. .. how would you spell the sound of Doctor Evil style, world domination, living in a secret volcano, maniacal laughter?’
Putin tries to get rid of the song stuck in his head by asking the Russia’s Navy Guards Choir try to sing it.
ReplyDelete(Admiral 12) “ if you could just hum it one more time, please Sir.”
Putin .. “ok..well it starts really slow..almost silent…but it really builds..I don’t know all the words..but the crescendos.. is something like.. .. ”I'd fallen for a lie? . .hmm..hmm… You were neh..ver.. on my side… then it’s.. ”Fool me once, fool me twice,..something, something , something nice… Hmmm.hmm..hmm..something.. ’see me cry..
then big, big rising orchestral strings, guitar heavy bass.. and powerful brass..into....’ There's just no time to die.”
(Admiral 15) .. “it’s that Billie Eilish song..I’m certain of it!”
https://youtu.be/BboMpayJomw
Putin: anyone still wearing a Zelensky olive-drab T-shirt when I turn around has to drop and give me 20
ReplyDeleteNumber 2 “You should see the shit Capitalist crap pen they gave the crap King of England, sir”
ReplyDelete"Grab that pen from that moderate woke pussy and stab it in his neck so we can get to proper business!"
ReplyDeleteNo 16 This Russian knock off Ikea furniture is nearly as crap as the original.
ReplyDeleteKind regards
Charles
PS where on earth did they get the crappy table and chair from? Do you think there is airfix modeller employed by the Kremlin?
They don't look very tall. Are they all submariners?
ReplyDeleteDear Diary, "I'm rather worried about Jim..."
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ReplyDeleteGey-Preyd dance troop line up for the Vladimir Putin - Life Coach book signing.
ReplyDeleteгей-прайд
ReplyDeleteIn proper translation.
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nice one, Vwfi
I thought you were only supposed to write positive comments in the Ukraine visitors book.
ReplyDelete11 to 13, "Get yer 'and off my cock !"
ReplyDelete15 to 13, "Get yer 'and off my arse !"
ReplyDeleteIsn't 11 Prince Andrew? He just wants somewhere he can get back in uniform.
ReplyDelete5: I've a sinking feeling about this
ReplyDelete11: *scowls at him*
5: Too soon?