Thursday, 5 March 2026

Iran, and two men's revealing speeches

First, the utterly unspeakable Hesgeth, who should by rights be languishing in a gaol somewhere for his outrageous breach of security in running that insecure and actually compromised Signal chat last summer.  There he is, mouthing off in ways scarcely befitting an unrestrained junior under-boss of a New York crime family, just before the capo decided he's heard enough ill-judged, unseemly braggadocio.  (The Mafia idiom comes readily to mind in so many of Team Trump's doings.)   And the empty boasting about the "effectively unlimited" magazine depth of US forces - it's clearly untrue, and who thinks it's clever?  Xi will be at risk of splitting his sides. 

Then, there's Starmer's performance when announcing that Trump may use UK bases "for strictly defensive strikes".  Just look at the body language, from a man who, like a real political pro, can normally hold it together quite well when he's delivering absolute, calculating lies.  His voice was shaky; he looked ill with worry; he wouldn't take questions.  A shockingly unconvincing performance, in logic and delivery.  

The sequence of events for this hollow man is obvious:

  1. Lose by-election due to Moslem vote going Green
  2. Half a dozen Cabinet ministers see their futures dwindling 
  3. Hasty strategy meeting (i): must start heavy-duty pandering to 'the community'
  4. Trump off on another rogue mission of Netanyahu's devising, wants to rope in the UK: no!  Channel Harold Wilson / Vietnam!  Make it clear we're on the side of (peaceful) Moslems!
  5. Trump lets it be known bigly that this is the Wrong Answer: reminds Starmer the RAF is already heavily engaged in the region; and that he'll do whatever he pleases anyway; but that "disloyal optics" are not permitted
  6. Hasty strategy meeting (ii): "jolly helpful" that an itty bitty Shahed has landed somewhere in the Akrotiri region, and that RAF is been providing top-cover for Jordan (& Turkey?) anyway. Defensive defensive defensive!  New statement.  Grip podium.  Square circle.  Pander to both sides - & try to be convincingCome on man, you can do it!
Then, hasty strategy meeting (iii).  Ramp up on those other pandering-plans.  Where are we with the new Blasphemy law?  Hurry that up.  And are we doing enough "blend and extend" to ensure the Grooming Gangs inquiry focuses on London, and child abuse in general?  We need to do more: get Khan on the phone again, and those Anti Social Media campaigners.

Gah.  It's so transparent.  But, I tell you - he intends to tough it all out.

ND

13 comments:

Caeser Hēméra said...

According to the Speccie, it was Miliband, supported by Reeves and Cooper, that blocked Starmer.

The international stage was about the only thing left to Starmer to look good on, that's now gone.

Events between now and June are going to be entertaining and depressing.

dearieme said...

If I may mix my metaphors he's a shitbag of the first water.

Anonymous said...

But, I tell you - he intends to tough it all out..................tbf, what other option is to be had ? One is minded of the hysterical Clinton reaction to the possibility of DJT winning the election in 2016 : "If he wins, we all hang from nooses"

Caeser Hēméra said...

Even the spambots are giving Starmer hints!

jim said...

On another blog the realities of 'International Law' are explored. More akin to Jungle Law. The US is the Big Beast with a loud roar and big teeth. OTOH US politicians frequently resemble game show hosts and Mafia types. Can chuck their weight about and act like Millwall fans. Makes the FO wring its hands and clutch pearls in despair

Poor old Starmer, trying to run a post-industrial country. We do not yet have the necessary PhD Influencer Studies courses at Cambridge and Oxford in place. The realities of media money making have not sunk in. Not really taken our place in the modern world to heart, time to create our own New Pattaya as well as firing up coal power stations and steelworks. Where there's muck there's brass.

Sobers said...

"he intends to tough it all out."

Well frankly at this point were Starmer to suddenly parachute out of No 10, who would volunteer to replace him? My reading of it is that rather than toughing it out he's been told he's got to stay on, because no one else wants the job right now.

Anonymous said...

Dunno. When you get a dozen same status people in a room for a meeting there will always be two or three who really really want to dominate the meeting. Look at Boris - great front man, hopeless strategist.

Anonymous said...

The top job will always be a lure even if it's hopeless.

Anonymous said...

Alan Brooke on Churchill - "God knows where we would be without him, but God knows where we will end up with him!"

Anonymous said...

Charles in Somerset.

A new Labour Chinese spying scandal has emerged to no real fanfare at all. The funny thing is Trump might actually keep Starmer in office. In the last week Starmer lost the Manchester seat, lost a minister for behaving very unethically, the grooming gang enquiry farce and now the spying. Nothing, nada, everyone is looking at the Gulf. I wonder what it will take to throw him out. I think that he and Boris are as bad as each other although in different ways. I wonder what will emerge in the next week. I wonder if Trump has people going through the Epstein files looking for more on Mandleson to leak at the appropriate moment. Given everything else that is going on what are the odds that England are beaten by Italy ….

Anonymous said...

Dubai has 10 days worth of fresh food left. Let them eat canned!

"What are the alternatives for supplying Dubai? Cargo could be flown to Saudi Arabia, and then transported by truck—the borders are open. But we need to understand the scale: one container ship carries about 20,000 containers. It's impossible to rent enough trucks to cover that volume. If the situation drags on, disruptions are inevitable."

https://www.srf.ch/news/wirtschaft/handelsrouten-unter-druck-kuehne-nagel-chef-dubai-hat-noch-10-tage-frische-lebensmittel


Anonymous said...

Diesel is 149.9 round my way and 176 at the motorway services.

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