Now the Drew read Philosophy and so automatically turns to the Phil section in the Grauniad’s long list of courses the ‘new universities’ can’t fill. And by Heaven there are some amazing courses on offer.
For the avoidance of doubt, not a single one of what follows was invented by my Guinness-fuelled imagination.
Phil with Digital Publishing (Hertfordshire) - this is perhaps what I’m doing at this very moment, I think I am in line for an honorary doctorate
Phil and Sport (Manchester Met) or, if a bit of ballast is required, Phil & Ethics & Sport (Liverpool Hope): or Phil & Sports Dev (St Mark &
Phil with Equine Studies (
Phil with Dance (
Phil with Gender Studies (
Phil & Media & Commercial Studies (Wolverhampton) – well I suppose the academically renowned
Phil & Popular History (Staffordshire) – thinking about it, there is definitely a gap for a ‘1066 And All That’ type of philosophy text, I might write it meself
Phil & Social Justice (Manchester Met) – the blood runs cold: please stick to the Sport, guys
Phil & HR Management (Northampton) – not content with dancing horses … I think we’ve all met HR types who’ve been on this course
And finally, before my sides split, Phil with …
with … with … Outdoor Adventure Studies ! (St Mark &
Im…..manuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table . . .