Saturday 2 May 2009

Bank Holiday political definitions

A bank holiday word game.
Some definitions to tax you. Or more accurately to further tax you.

Mandacious - To build bridges with thorns
Cooprinol - A wooden performance
DisSATSsified - A ministers reception at a parents evening
Vazectomy - To be snipped from a ministerial post for being too sleazy even for Labour.
AfterByrner - A spokesperson rushed out to protect the leader. Hot air is reheated at incredible speed to produce a powerful, but short lived sound bite.
Purnography - To have a very dirty home.
Prickles - The sensation of being under prepared for a difficult, inevitable question.
McBridle - An applicator for pouring poison into ears.

We are sure you can do better, in the comments.


Demetrius said...

Darlicked - Mauled by a rabid dog.

silver pigs said...

Lumley - to be a revered and loved British female icon such as Judy Dench, Felicity Kendall, Helen Mirram etc

"She is a fragrant lumley"

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Harmanised - to give the impression that because one is female, the result will be someone who is as good as Margaret Thatcher, while the opposite is true.

Sen. C.R.O'Blene said...

Man of Straw.

That's it.

Anonymous said...

Cooprinol - Parrots exactly what it says on the tin.

Pringckles - A tube of very fattening crisps