The Most Satisfactory Death of McBride(first aired chez Idle)King Gordon he was insecureA poltroon for all to seeDesiring but one thing in lifeObama’s bitch to be“But Barack favours Cameron !Who’ll smear that man for me ?”McBride he was a bastardAnd a thuggish lout was heFull ruddy-faced and arrogantThe King’s own appointeeAnd smearing was his stock-in-trade“I’ll smear that man for thee !”Now Derek was a therapist(Of dubious degree)And now he blogged to please the KingA pawn for all to see“I’m independent, though!” he liedSo disingenuouslyFair Guido was a blogger tooAnd a fine stout fellow heHe’d harried Hain and bogeyed BrownAnd never bowed the kneeWhen lurid emails came to handHe set his trap with gleeMcBride had smeared before and soHad many an enemyNo course was left for him but toCommit hara-kiriThe fate of all who force the KingTo make apology !Thus did fair Guido slay McBride -Most satisfactory !
great Guido likeness
I always suspected he was just a computer generated image. If you Max Headroom Guido Fawkes he looks suspiciously like Ed Balls.
That is so good :-)
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