But what a London-centric readership we are - excepting Anon@9:31, whose proposal for the Angel of the North is certainly iconoclastic but probably in contravention of someone's human rights. Timmy's suggestion may technically be some kind of outrage, too. So - just three awards:
- The Salvado Dali Award for Fevered Imagination: CU, for his Hadrian's Wall of Ice. I look forward to this featuring in the forthcoming independence debates: a true contribution to creative politics
- The He Read The Rules and Gave His Name award: EK, for reading the rules and giving his name, which put his drag-racing idea a nose ahead of Anon's@6:30
- The coveted Lèse-Majesté award: a more tightly contested affair with Buck House featuring prominently, but it goes to ... Pogo, who has fallen neatly back on the eternal truth that real life offers more satire than David Frost ever managed.
And so, back to the day job ...