In Denial
Responding, a spokesman for the Luxor NHS Trust said: "the fact that we are funded by one of Gordon Brown's complicated PFI arrangements has nothing to do with this regrettable delay. It's not a pyramid scheme, you know."
Dodgy Giza
He went on: "the family claim he caught MRSA, but we say it was his lifestyle that did for him. He was on 40 Camels a day."
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Is this the one they found near Tootin' Common ?
I sphinx so
he'd been shooting up with Cleopatra's needle
Sounds like a Pharaoh Tale to me.
has the Egyptian NHS been in deNile all these years too?
When asked what he thought had caused the death the A&E consultant at St George's said "Sore cough, I guess."
Cleopatra had contaminated her needle with the disease she'd contracted from the local Dub DJ, Artie Fax.
Artie Fax ? I heard it was Archie Ologist
...Bird , bird, snake. Big eye.Owl-foot Teacup..man walking like Egyptian..crocodile
I dunno, I'm finding these puns a bit dry.
Someone must have been delta bad hand.
don't desert us now, Kynon
all I can say to Nefertiti is: eye, bird, queen with splendid boobs, bird, snake, eye!
when eventually offered the scan he said "I'm a bit tied up at the moment."!
A doctor commented - "No Hieroglyph Specialist" was available.
During the scan it was ascertained that the 'mummy' was indeed a mummy.
The scanner has since been renamed the Womb Radar. (Tomb Rader)
*tumbleweed*
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