The big political news after UK declaring war..terror attack in the USA .. Oldham success for Labour .. Momentum thuggery ..etc ..was that Corbyn has a cat called Chairman Miaow.
That's pretty good.
A different Jeremy got into a spot of twitter outrage a while back when it was revealed that his pet was called Didier Dogba. The dog was black . And so Clarkson was clearly being racist..This time, no demonisation of him naming his puss after the world's all time top mass murderer.
So now that it seems its acceptable to allow dodgy pet names again, in the spirit of Chairman Miaow,
- "Let a thousand flowers bloom"
And we'll have a good old fashioned weekend compo to find
the best political pet's name tags
For the right
Herman Pawring
Adolph Kitler
Rudolph Hiss
Winston Purrchill
Nigel Furage
For the left
Fido Castro
Owen Bones
Eva Purron
Len McCatsky
Catlin Moran
And don't forget the budgies
Polly Pot
Angela Eagle
Your own feline, canine, avian, piscine,reptilian, murine efforts in the comments.
10 comments:
I like the pet tag in the US for winding up liberals.
THIS IS WHAT A CAT LOOKS LIKE
Guy Gibson's dog ???
Sorry. That was... incorrect. Politically.
Before settling on a dog's name, imagine yourself repeatedly calling it in a busy municipal park .... hmm maybe calling your black lab after Guy Gibson's not such a good idea.
"Didier!" not too bad however; it's got sounds dogs can hear. Eva, Leni and Hannah as chosen by the late Alan Clarke are also actually pretty good dog names if not in the best of taste.
I've never named cats. For ease of memory, they've all been called 'Cat'. We have quite a busy main road nearby, you see.
It's even funnier than you think. Mao is Chinese for 'cat'
Jeremy Corgi
Chow Guevara
Maria Beagle
Colly Toynbee
Germaine Shephard
Jacob Rees Mog
Broaden to other pets.
Ed Milipede.
Tony Bear.
Gordon Bruin.
Alex Salmon.
Nicola Sturgeon.
Stalin the Goldfish.
(I may not quite have the hang of this yet...)
Stephen Crabb - minister for wales!
Michael Falcon - defense minister
And the nominees are...
THIS IS WHAT A CAT LOOKS LIKE
Tony Bear.
Jacob Rees Mog
Maria Beagle
AND THE WINNER IS.....
Jacob Rees Mog for "Cat with monocle"
Post a Comment