Saturday, 5 December 2015

Political pet names

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVAiKRdUAAAHgdD.jpgThe big political news after UK declaring war..terror attack in the USA .. Oldham success for Labour .. Momentum thuggery ..etc ..was that Corbyn has a cat called  

Chairman Miaow.



That's pretty good.

A different Jeremy got into a spot of twitter outrage  a while back when it was revealed that his pet was called Didier Dogba. The dog was black . And so Clarkson was clearly being racist..This time, no demonisation of him naming his puss after the world's all time top mass murderer.

So now that it seems its acceptable to allow dodgy pet names again, in the spirit of Chairman Miaow,
 - "Let a thousand flowers bloom"

 And we'll have a good old fashioned weekend compo to find

the best political pet's name tags

For the right

Herman Pawring
Adolph Kitler
Rudolph Hiss
Winston Purrchill
Nigel Furage

For the left

Fido Castro
Owen Bones 
Eva Purron
Len McCatsky
Catlin Moran


And don't forget the budgies

Polly Pot
Angela Eagle

Your own feline, canine, avian, piscine,reptilian, murine efforts in the comments.

10 comments:

Henneade said...

I like the pet tag in the US for winding up liberals.

THIS IS WHAT A CAT LOOKS LIKE

Electro-Kevin said...

Guy Gibson's dog ???

Electro-Kevin said...

Sorry. That was... incorrect. Politically.

Raedwald said...

Before settling on a dog's name, imagine yourself repeatedly calling it in a busy municipal park .... hmm maybe calling your black lab after Guy Gibson's not such a good idea.

"Didier!" not too bad however; it's got sounds dogs can hear. Eva, Leni and Hannah as chosen by the late Alan Clarke are also actually pretty good dog names if not in the best of taste.

I've never named cats. For ease of memory, they've all been called 'Cat'. We have quite a busy main road nearby, you see.

Sebastian Weetabix said...

It's even funnier than you think. Mao is Chinese for 'cat'

Nick Drew said...

Jeremy Corgi

Chow Guevara

Maria Beagle

Colly Toynbee

Germaine Shephard

Jacob Rees Mog

dearieme said...

Broaden to other pets.

Ed Milipede.

Tony Bear.

Gordon Bruin.

Alex Salmon.

Nicola Sturgeon.

John Miller said...

Stalin the Goldfish.

(I may not quite have the hang of this yet...)

andrew said...


Stephen Crabb - minister for wales!

Michael Falcon - defense minister

Bill Quango MP said...

And the nominees are...

THIS IS WHAT A CAT LOOKS LIKE
Tony Bear.
Jacob Rees Mog
Maria Beagle

AND THE WINNER IS.....

Jacob Rees Mog for "Cat with monocle"