OK then, customs union it ain't! (see below). At the start of this whole ridiculous story I suggested that sometimes, just sometimes, the frontal assault pressed home with relentless determination can perhaps be appropriate. But only if you have the numbers.
Since November May has attempted, and seems still to be attempting, a war of attrition - without the numbers. Nothing could better illustrate her strategic blindness, her complete and utter lack of imagination. And here we are, with a 'snap GE' apparently being mulled.
Surely there's no super-majority for that?? (Do the DUP wish to treat with Corbyn? Does any Tory MP reckon their chances in a May-fronted election? How many Labour MPs would do anything to stop Corbyn being gifted the opportunity?)
That Cabinet room will be fairly foetid at the end of 5 hours. How many of them will stick it out to the end? Will she still have a Chancellor? Will physical punches be thrown, actual wrists be slashed?
Can we hope someone is secretly recording it for posterity? Iannucci, we thought you were exaggerating.