It's Morgan again - & this time he chooses to pick a fight with the nation's choice of its beloved Sweary Goalkeeper as Sports Personality of the Year.
The man has completely taken leave of his senses! Just as Boaty McBoatface was justly the nation's resolute choice in one popular contest, so is Mary Earps this time around. We're British. We're like that.
"Shouldn’t it have been given to someone who actually won something in 2023?", he bleats. No, dickhead, it's a Personality contest, clue in the name etc etc. Aren't red-top journalists supposed to have their finger on the popular pulse? Who exactly pays his salary - and why?
Festive greetings to all!