Thursday, 23 April 2009
Boom-Bust-Boom ! Juss Like That ...
I overheard Gordon telling the Army Chief of Staff he wanted attacks on the Taliban. I butted in and suggested 45p in the pound.
When I was getting ready for my Budget broadcast, the spin-doctors told me I needed to prepare my pitch. I couldn't find any pitch, so I used creosote.
I went to the doctor the other day, I said “with all the excitement of the Budget I can't sleep'' he said “Try lying on the edge of your bed, you'll soon drop off”
Peter Mandelson told me he was forming a group of choirboys. I said, “Are you having me on?” He said, “Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.”
So I said to Gordon, “What on earth shall I tell them the economy is going to do in 2010 and 2011?” And he said . . . . .
Posted by Nick Drew