MP to gag Cityunslicker

CU is off on a well-earned break for 2 whole weeks. Mrs CU is unlikely to stand too much time being spent on the Blackberry (actually, nokia E71), sadly I have 3 key competing concerns:

1- Work emails, lots of them; Ho.

2- Blogs, addiction to reading/writing; Hmm.

3- Shareprices; heavily invested in some real up rollercoasters at the moment, must be monitored to avoid massive losses; Hee.

This will no doubt require more time than is allowable under the t's and c's of our holiday arrangement. I recall the horror of hearing from a friend who had found that his (now ex-) girlfriend had 'accidentally' dropped his blackberry in the pool on first day.

Perhaps inclement weather will strike to save me from spending all day in the pool with the little 'uns - a quick prayer to the rain god is in order. Sadly, Mrs CU has no doubt found somewhere with 14 hours plus sunshine a year and a no rain guarantee; I am therefore looking for a hideout on the beach like the one pictured..

So it is over to Mr Quango for a while (with help from Mr Drew of course). He has promised me several long tracts to account in full and public for this expenses for the last 23 years. Should keep the readership riveted.....