Never mind the demise of assorted clapped-out old bangers of Labour ministers: are we to lose Vauxhall - producer of the rust-buckets of my boyhood ?
Perhaps Mandelson can have a word with some of his Russian chums ... Interesting factoid: the Russian word for a main railway station - Вокзал - is a transliteration of Vauxhall. (I used to have an office beside the one below, in Moscow.) The noun derives from our own Thames-side locale all right: but opinion is divided as to whether it was the station there, or the pleasure-gardens of yore, that inspired the Russians thus.
So Deripaska should be in like a ferret up a trouser-leg ! At least I think that's what Mandelson meant.