Saturday, 1 May 2010

Weekend fun.


From CU's post.
The Tories are going to win on Labour's terms - when they have to enact horrible policy they may end up hated for a generation. Will Cameron's be lucky enough to find his own Falklands before his term runs out?

The cuts are going to be deeper and harsher and probably less fair than the Thatcher years. There won't even be tax cuts to help grow the economy.
The Tory/Lib pact is going to need a get out of jail card. Something to fall back on for an election in 2015.

Margaret Thatcher's Falklands moment was, despite the socialist warmongering propaganda, an unforeseen event And a hugely risky one. Without success in the islands the 1983 election would have been lost. The Falklands changed Britons image of themselves. The end of the sick man of Europe. The start of growth on a par with other European countries that had been absent for 15 years.

But Dave needs a plan in hand. What is the vote winner? What is
in that box marked 'Only open in case of emergency', encased in lead and sealed deep in a disused nuclear silo.

What could that plan be?
economic ?
social ?
military ?
criminal?

17 comments:

Antisthenes said...

Civil war.

Anonymous said...

Massive boom, 20s, massive depression 30s, what was it that happened in the 40s again?

Someone somewhere will see a military solution to their problems and we will cull enough of us to get through the next 50 to 60 years in peace again.

Not a nice thoiught but I fully expect a major war of some sorts in the next 20 years.

history dictates it. :-(

Catosays said...

He might bring back conscription. It would end benefits for the idle.

Sackerson said...

I don't think he has such a plan, though others may have. I think ke imagines he can ride the tiger somehow, or at least until it gets him to where he wants to go, like the Blair creature to whom he gave a standing ovation in Parliament.

Polly Pot said...

Postal voting! Print up ballot papers with the Tory 'X' already printed on.
Give the reds a taste of their own electoral fraud medicine.

Andrew B said...

PR with STV.
An elected second chamber with a longer or different electoral cycle that has the right to halt legislation.

Most of the country vote libdem or con and would put con / libdem as the first alternative.

Just by doing this you lock in liberal / conservative control for a generation.

Marchamont Needham said...

Use the unemployed to rebuild Hadrian's Wall.

Puma said...

Nah.. its the troops home from Afghanistan. Leave the conflict brewing for four years and then announce its unwinnable and don't intend to waste more lives.
Pull troops out so all home within 8 weeks of the election.

Anonymous said...

Become Liberals

Philipa said...

Oh I agree, any winning party may prove unelectable again for a decade if they do anything useful. I have to agree with 'Puma' - it's Afghanistan that will do it.

James Higham said...

Cameron will scrape in. Then the Conservatives need to find a principled leader before the second election so that they can get a clear majority. This leader needs to heed the three quarters of the MPs who are Eurosceptic and proper conservatives.

With that done, it's pretty plain sailing.

Nick Drew said...

his central dilemma is choosing between:

(a) ride the tiger somehow per Sackers above - which effectively means, print money and allow inflation to do the work, & hope the AAA isn't forfeit in the process

or

(b) go with Machiavelli (do all the harsh things very early, without fear or favour) - which is what the populace half-expects (a good reason for doing it)

and which needs a plan for Unite-inspired civil disobedience and worse, just as Thatch needed a plan for the miners (which involved stalling until 1984 when the coal stocks, the national police coordination systems, and the A14 were in place - a very carefully-laid strategy)

needless to say he doesn't have the plan for (b) and it's very unwise to stumble into such things without being ready to *take care of business*

if he does go for (b) (as clearly he should ...), tactically it must start with measures deeply unpalatable to the 'top 10%': nothing short of 'we're really all in this together' stands any chance

(this may be how Clegg+Cable could sign up for it: but do they have the stomach for the other stuff ?)

incidentally, the standing of our military right now is at unprecedentedly high levels ... just saying ...

manicbeancounter said...

Read the Mandleson/Balls/Whelan/McBride book of dirty tricks? Only difference being that this time set clear guidelines of proportionality and objectivity. For instance:-

- Have lots of investigations to learn what went wrong on pensions, PFI, gold sale, GP contracts, NHS supercomputer, Immigration etc, Reports scheduled to come out monthly at first, rising to thrice weekly in four years time?

- Offer incentive schemes to find the biggest sources of waste with the civil service. Maybe with league tables overall / by dept / by region.

- Provide an online reference library and timeline of Labour policy initiatives and there success / demise, with parallel timelines of bad news announcements. Major updates to be launched in time for the next set of cuts.



- Maybe highlight how some government departments have outsourced their functions overseas? i.e. British jobs for Indian Workers! Further, that this continues unabated when the Government is spending billions on saving jobs.
For instance these might be worth a look.
http://www.britishcouncil.org/new/PageFiles/7404/network_domain.pdf
http://www.britishcouncil.org/new/PageFiles/7404/systems_management_domain.pdf

Philipa said...

I think if all the MP's bogged off no-one would notice and the world would keep on turning.

sobers said...

Simple. Day one of Tory govt - call in IMF. Ask for forensic investigation into UK's finances, including all the off balance sheet stuff, pension liabilities etc etc. Get it all in writing from someone outside. Take the IMF figures, draw up several responses (mostly cuts & a few tax rises vs few cuts & lots of tax rises vs middle way of some of each). Put them to the nation in a referendum. Enact what the people decide.

That way the least amount of approbrium can fall on the Tories heads. If this is all done within 6 months of the election Labour will be blamed almost entirely. Job done.

Anonymous said...

Send the postal voters back to Mogadishu?

Mr Bill Quango said...

Like them all. But no one thought of the EU?

A Tory minority govt/Lib Dem coalition struggling to cope with the strikes and shutdowns and tax rises could offer an in/out or trade only referendum. Restrict EU immigration immediately and so on..

Might be a bit right wing for the Liberals but they get their choices on the ballot paper too. Including join the Euro {if its still around by then}

Blame Europe for our ills.