Sunday, 8 July 2012

Harry Redknapp for Barclays

A modest proposal ...  Harry is at a bit of a loose end, knows how to sort out a floundering team and, best of all, is well up on tax matters. 

Bob's looking for a new challenge, too.

Maybe even a job swap ?  Spurs like to have a high profile character at the top; and a bit of previous in the financial bother department has never been an impediment at White Hart Lane.

The posts are broadly similar: both 
  • have aggressive-looking birds on the company stationery; 
  • require the occupant to go red in the face at a moment's notice;
  • come with handsome pay-outs when it all comes to a messy end, and
  • a lifetime supply of Grecian 2000 in a lustrous shade of 'Kiwi Brown'.
Bish bosh, job's a good 'un.

ND

6 comments:

Elby the Beserk said...

Both barrow boys. A perfect swap.

Elby the Beserk said...

Libor manipulation was made public four years ago, it seems...

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&refer=home&sid=aMSoLbYpbHWk

Budgie said...

Is it just me, or did the Libor scandal hit the headlines just when the EU chickens were coming home to roost on my mate Dave Cameron?

Goal line techy said...

Nice idea, but both 'arry and Bob seem to have scored own goals - which not good for the stats.

Scrobs... said...

"have aggressive-looking birds on the company stationery;"

Surely not in the Biblical sense Nick...

Nick Drew said...

I 'know' not, scrobs ...