Friday 9 November 2012

Round Up fo the Week

10 comments:

Bill Quango MP said...

I sat on a sofa

I made a list off the internet

A mob burnt all our diggers.

Nick Drew said...

I am a concerned citizen

You are a purveyor of tittle-tattle

He is Phillip Schofield

Electro-Kevin said...

The photographs of Nadine Dorries topless in the jungle have meant that she's already been evicted ...

... from my wank-bank that is.

How disappointing she is naked.

Who said there is no such thing as bad publicity or such a thing as too much exposure ?

Electro-Kevin said...

How disappointing she is, naked.

Now for my effort:

I can't punctuate

You don't care

She has floppy baps

Dick said...

I am a smoker

You drink booze

He is a world class cyclist lying face first on a garage forecourt

Budgie said...

I am content
You are grasping
He is an MP on expenses

Actually ND (that's Nadine Dorries, not Nick Drew) is one of my favourites. At least she isn't a pompous rich kid like Ed Millibilly, etc.

Anonymous said...

I say "Yes, we can!"

He says " No he can't!"

You say "I'm a creationist, get me out of here."

andrew said...

I can hear the sea

You can hear the sirens

Names without proof lead us onto rocks

Anonymous said...

I am a senior Tory

You are a bent-ref.

He is Jimmy Savile

Agence communication said...

i totaly agree with the person who says that is very important and very interesting "The photographs of Nadine Dorries topless in the jungle have meant that she's already been evicted ...

... from my wank-bank that is.

How disappointing she is naked.

Who said there is no such thing as bad publicity or such a thing as too much exposure ? ""