Wednesday 6 January 2016

North Korea: Told You It Was Kicking Off!

Yup, first the diplomatic outrage of the all-girl Moranbong Band ... and now a hydrogen bomb!  The 'H-bomb of justice', no less.  They'll be producing food next.

Gotta love the official announcement which, as part of our usual service to readers, I have strained my eyes (and other faculties) to read.  Highlights:
  • "The H-bomb test conducted in a safe and perfect manner had no adverse impact on the ecological environment ... the most perfect manner to be specially recorded in history". (That's nice.  In fact, I  think it was one of their undertakings at the Paris climate conference last month.  Shows they know their audience, anyway)
  • "Since the appearance of the word hostility in the world there has been no precedent of such deep-rooted, harsh and persistent policy as the hostile policy the U.S. has pursued towards the DPRK.  The U.S. is a gang of cruel robbers ... not content with having imposed the thrice-cursed and unheard of political isolation"
  • "Nothing is more foolish than dropping a hunting gun before herds of ferocious wolves".  (Hard to dispute, that one.  Maybe 'hordes', though ..?)
  • "Genuine peace and security cannot be achieved through humiliating solicitation or compromise at the negotiating table"
D.Cameron, please note that final pearl of oriental wisdom. Nukes. It's the only language the EU understands.



Elby the Beserk said...

"Packs", I think, for wolves. What would we do without North Korea? I wonder if Mr. Corbyn, with his fascination for the vile, is talking to them?

Jan said...

Agree with them re US....

Well predicted obviously have your finger on the pulse..interesting response from China too

Anonymous said...

Vexing and very worrying though this news clearly is, when they develop an effective delivery system, that's the time for brown trousers.

Anonymous said...

DPRK with a nuke and Trump with the finger on the button. Shame I missed the Rapture in 2013.

I'm off to buy some thermals for the nuclear winter.

Nick Drew said...

Thermals? I'm off to buy some thermo-nukes

(apparently you can get some nice ones down at the old Bazaar in Cairo ...)

failing that, I have some old Long Johns

Sackerson said...

Balls, it's all to do with cost-effective fracking.