Friday, 1 January 2016

North Korea: It's Kicking Off Again!

Readers of a certain vintage will remember the good Croydonian and his fine public service blog that monitored, well, all sorts of mad stuff but North Korea featured strongly: a rich seam indeed.  Deprived of his bulletins, we do our best: but we're a couple of weeks behind the times on this one.  Fat Boy, it seems, has done it again; he's pissed off China by cancelling a friendship tour by the all-girl Moranbong Band!


Now those girls are hot.  YouTube has no end of film of the slavering L'il Kim and serried ranks of uniformed goons getting their rocks off in unison as the Moranbong laydeez strut their stuff.  Western stuff, too:  they've all been on the course!


We may be pretty sure the Chinese will take this badly, what with having no other form of entertainment available to them on the weekend once the Saturday morning public execution is over - sometimes as soon as 09:05 these days.  The time when the Gazprom choral society or the Sea of Blood opera company could satisfy their cultural needs is over, oh yes. What they want is North Korean talent imitating Western totty with short skirts, electric violins and a bit of close harmony.  Deprive them of that, and they'll be off building new islands in the South China Sea, the only practical outlet for their repressed libidos.  

And then where will we be?  2016 has hardly begun, and this kicks off.  Another fine mess for Hilary Clinton to sort out, she can't get started soon enough. 

ND

26 comments:

Jan said...

Are Saudi joining in (47 executions today according to the beeb) or have they upset us in some way recently so we get to hear about it nowadays?

Electro-Kevin said...

I find South Korean rock music to be superior.

Nick Drew said...

I reckoned it was you who taught them all they know, Kev

Michael said...

I quite enjoyed this post until you mentioned Billery, Nick.

Guaranteed to cause a lowering of any hopes of a bright new world, or any sex for that matter...

Electro-Kevin said...

Michael - I think Mr Trump has assured us of Billery - the solipsistic fool !

Nick - Gangnam Style had absolutely nothing to do with me...far too much fun ! The contrast between north and south in one country couldn't be better exemplified than in the music, could it ? I think the Chinese should count themselves lucky that they have been spared - despite the offering of some admittedly decent poontang.

Nick Drew said...

do you read Scott Adams on Trump, chaps? He's well impressed, in a professional sort of way. Kinda interesting

Electro-Kevin said...

Don't you think there's a risk that he'll split his own party ? Whereas Billery will unify hers ?

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