... never mind those 300 billion planets.
Not if you inhabit the Labour Party metro-bubble. Here's a front page from Labour List and they are reporting on how the party has just lost a council seat in its north-east heartland of a town called "the Brexit-backing city of Middlesborough" (sic) which, apparently, is in somewhere called "Teeside". It's the first time the Wickedtories have ever won this seat, they say.
Is this perhaps in one of Kev's 20 trillion parallel universes, where there's a river called the "Tee"? Could it be that the reason Labour loses these elections is because their metro-elite haven't a clue what and where these places really are, or what they are called?
Always nice to be taken seriously and valued. Maybe even visited once in a while, in a missionary sort of way. Some of that fine guacamole with my cod-and-chips, please.
PS - speaking of delicious regional food: I am in Ireland at the moment and have been invited to indulge in what they proudly call the "Full Irish Breakfast". It is attractively advertised on my hotel menu with this picture. I think I'll have the porridge, actually.