Saturday, 9 May 2026

Election: while we wait for full results ...

 ... here's what happened in my manor (Croydon) in the Elected Mayor stakes:


Yup, at first glance it appears Reform dented the Tories a lot less than the Greens dented Labour.

It was an interesting campaign.  The Tory Mayor (whose majority last time was even slimmer) is a solid, worthy and honourable guy, who was dealt a dreadful hand by the outgoing Labour regime that had bankrupted the borough to what I believe to be the deepest degree in the annals of UK local government failures.  The least one could say is, he stabilised things: more positively, he made the best of a bad hand, broke some crazy impasses and has made some visible improvements.  But he has been subject of a relentless and dishonest sniping campaign (hey, it's politics), not by the official Labour opposition leadership - who publicly paid due regard to the fact it was their predecessors that brought the town low - but by a rather by the young woman councillor who eventually became Labour's (losing) mayoral candidate.

She's a bit of an object lesson.  She thoroughly suborned the widely-read local website, Inside Croydon, which started life as a fairly even-handed platform but latterly became her mouthpiece - presumably by her giving it a great deal of her attention including, allegedly (let her sue if she dares), leaking a lot of Council stuff to them.  She also ran a fairly adroit social meejah campaign; and put herself about the town bigly wearing bright red coats, to the extent her personal recognition factor was quite astonishingly high for a local politician.  She promised all things to all people (naturally) and there were no surprises whatsoever when Labour adopted her as their candidate.  Based on all this, very many people - and most certainly Inside Croydon (noticeably reticent this morning, haha) - bruited it about that she'd win easily, in spite of Starmer.  After all, the demographics of this "diverse" London borough seem strongly to favour Labour anyway, and we have no history of third parties whatsoever since the last of the "Residents and Ratepayers" candidates were elected more than 40 years ago. 

But here we are.  How so?  

(a) the Tories waged a fairly adroit campaign themselves.  (Running as "Local Conservatives" was a good start.)  Somehow, on our canvass returns, some bright spark took it upon themselves to classify electors into "anyone but Reform" or "anyone but Labour" - I'm not sure how - and voters got personalised letters accordingly.  The "abL" letter was signed by the single most well-known and admired woman in the borough, a long-time Labour stalwart and councillor of 36 years who has for decades been an omnipresent and ultra-personable networker at civic and civic-related occasions, and a tireless, nay saintly, and highly entrepreneurial charity worker.  She has long been vocally disgusted at the behaviour of said Labour mayoral candidate-woman, and gave the Tory her glowing endorsement.  In a 1,000-vote majority, I'm guessing her backing alone made the 500-voter difference.

(b) as reported earlier, Reform here are, in the immortal words of Father Jack, a shower of bastards, and certainly not sufficiently organised to take a fatal bite out of the Tories.  (Farage even cancelled a campaign visit when the infighting made it look to o risky for him.)  A better-run Reform effort could have made serious inroads into the vast traditional white working-class estate of New Addington (meriting 5 councillors - that's big) where even the Tories often have success.  At the time of writing, we haven't had the councillor results through, so maybe they did; we'll see.  But whatever, it wasn't enough to impact the mayoral outcome.

(c) as also written here before (in the context of the 2011 riots) the population of Croydon is quite exceptionally diverse and, unusually, no single ethnic group predominates.  If anything, it's black and Tamil, with Hindu and Moslem in the mix: but the latter not in remotely such numbers as make it a Green prospect (there aren't lots of "young unemployed graduates" either) - just enough to take a fair bite out of Labour in a close race.  Also, the Tories have long had very decent representation among all these groups (and the Poles) excepting possibly the Moslems - though we did have a very prominent Tory Moslem Deputy Mayor; and the blacks are very split between progressives and deeply, deeply socially conservative (= hostile to LGBTIQX+Y). 

So there we have it.  A story of just one specific local situation.  But it could very well be that local situations will be more of a factor in English politics going forward, than ever before. 

More on the overall results when we have them, no doubt.

ND

UPDATE - Croydon remains 'no overall control' - but that's a misnomer in this borough as the executive remains in the hands of the (Tory) elected mayor.  Though given that the Commissioners are in, because of the bankruptcy, even he lacks genuine control.  Other aspects:
  • Minimal impact by Reform is confirmed but they did get 2 of the 5 New Addington seats (see above) 
  • Kier Starmer's 20-something niece, parachuted in from absolutely nowhere with the ink still wet on her membership card, secured a seat (involving the deselection of a pretty reasonable Labour incumbent councillor and no selection process at all, needless to say) 
  • Mark Adderley, husband of Nadia Sawalha, is returned as a Green despite being suspended for allegedly antisemitic remarks (and not just a few).
All good Toytown fun.


FINAL UPDATE:  here's the map.  Geo-explanation (see also above):
  • the wedge on the eastern side is the mighty New Addington estate: when I was on the council, donkeys years ago, it was Labour's last and final bastion when the 'Falklands Factor' reduced them to a tiny rump.  Since then, Labour have retreated to the northern end of the estate - terraces of '60s houses & flats, 'diverse' occupants.  The Tories have worked hard on the trad white / mostly houses / right-to-buy southern end: we finally took it a few years ago but now Reform have taken over.  The only surprise is, that's about all they managed.
  • The stripy top north-east sector is Crystal Palace and its lower slopes: it's gentrifying fast, with the result you see.  Labour being squeezed out accordingly, into ...
  • ... the western wilds of 'Fort Neaf' (Thornton Heath) and Norbury, where I grew up.  NOT gentrified - yet - but look at Brixton!
  • the rest: essentially aspirational of whatever colour or creed; plenty of successful first-generation wealth and easily recruited for the Tory cause, as can be seen from the colouring.  The odd LibDem occasionally sneaks in.

In sum: if the Tories can weather the multi-decade 'urbanisation' of the north of the borough while the gentrification spreads west and south from the top corner, there's no reason to give up on being politically competitive here; and the ghastly 8 years 2014-2022 when Labour had total control and bankrupted the place, could seem like an aberration.  Demographics, eh?

And something of a lesson with wider application?


20 comments:

dearieme said...

I'm ignorant on this stuff: are Tamils overwhelmingly Hindu or do they include non-negligible numbers of Moslems? Are Hindus in Britain likely to vote consistently against Moslem candidates and their running-dogs? (One can have a metaphorical Moslem running-dog, eh?) How about Sikhs? How about Christian Nigerians? Someone should produce a Venn diagram.

Anonymous said...

I did ask ND about the reports from old riot days that Tamil gangs affiliated with the LTTE were prominent in Croydon. Not sure if he replied, but it's good to have some front line reporting.

The Guardian on Thursday had someone opining on the number of seats Labour would have to lose for TTK to be in danger from his own party. Trouble is I can't find it.

Remember the days when we could all laugh at Italy for having a huge turnover of governments?

Nick Drew said...

Tamils are not at all mono-religious, though Hinduism is in the majority.

To recap from 2011: there's a district (Broad Green) just to the north of Croydon town centre that was mostly black & Tamil. The Tamil shopkeepers, fed up with the, errr, troubles they faced from, errr, certain sections of the community, formed 'patrols' of their own and clashes were frequent. This of course is how mafia-type entities often form: tight-knit middle-class people organising against, errr, people that give them trouble. "Gangs"? Well, I guess that can also happen as a spin-off.

In 2011 there was a black pub, the denizens of which were prone to spilling out and causing low-grade trouble in the Tamil shops. They'd then get the attention of the 'patrols' for their pains - and given that on the part of the troublemakers this was typically just drunken nonsense in ones and twos, they'd generally come off much the worst in an encounter with a well-organised patrol.

On the night of the riots the Police had decided on a defensible perimeter with which to protect the centre of Croydon. Said pub lay just beyond it. So the drinkers, carousing late into the police-free night, eventually poured out en masse with revenge in mind against their Tamil antagonists. Breaking-in and arson was the result, all along the London Road, culminating in one building where the fire took hold to such an extent, it looked like it had taken a direct Blitz-hit next morning (the Fire Brigade couldn't get in until daylight).

Nick Drew said...

Post updated for final Councillor results - and a couple of interesting happenings on that front

Anonymous said...

Monday should be interesting, turns out that whilst the Cabinet may have the combined testicular fortitude of the Browbeaten Eunuch and Falsetto Book Club, one of the backbench women does come with balls!

CH

Nick Drew said...

Team Starmer will be working the 'phones like buggery this weekend!

They still have levers! Mandy will be chipping in with advice...

dearieme said...

The Starmer niece story needs to be publicised endlessly. Labour are against the hereditary principle except for themselves. Because that's different.

Anonymous said...

Thanks ND - I remember the pictures of that burning building - was anyone in it?

Nick Drew said...

Anon - there were two famous fires in Croydon on that night: mercifully, neither caused human casualties. The blitz-alike fire was per my account above.

The other one (entirely separate, see below) hit the headlines because it yielded an astonishing photo of a young woman jumping from a first-floor window
photos of both extraordinary infernos here:
https://lexloiz.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/london-riots-2011--the-churchs-response/

That other fire was set by a maniac who had a personal grudge against the firm, Reeves, one of whose cluster of furniture stores he targeted. Again, it was opportunistic (nothing whatever to do with a police shooting many miles away), facilitated once again by the store being just outside the police line that had been drawn up to defend the town centre. Being a furniture store (and a pretty Dickensian one at that), it burned like crazy.

Plenty available on www; some more lurid Reeves stuff here:
https://houseofreeves.com/pages/london-riots

Clive said...

I was rather taken aback when the doorbell rang on Thursday afternoon and, upon me opening it, I was presented with none other than Kit Malthouse (our local MP) getting the vote out (or at least attempting to).

It worked though, the Conservative councillors won in my wards and the result was not as bad as it should have been, given the resurgent Reform in this county. Hampshire is No Overall Control but the Conservative Party is the largest (getting those last few seats over the line was therefore important) and Reform will probably nod through most of their agenda.

Possibly a model for the next general election?

Anonymous said...

Gangs, effnic "patrols", sounds a ghastly dump.

Nick Drew said...

Final update now added, with map + demographic notes

dearieme said...

Demographics. The map of which parts of Scotland voted for independence is a clear demographic lesson - it was the parts with large Irish populations. The echt Scots, especially the Borderers whose ancestors had fought the English for generations, voted against independence.

I once complained on a blog that I seemed to be the only bugger pointing this out. A Scottish resident suggested that few Scottish residents would dare to. For fear of violence, I assume.

Anonymous said...

I guess it could be a model if (a very big if) the Tories didn't open the borders again as in 2015/2022/2023, the highest post war years. Cameron had the excuse of freedom of movement, but no forgiveness is possible for Johnson and Sunak. Johnson killed the Tory Party.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the relatively strong performance of both Tories and Labour in Croydon is because it's had a high immigrant population for much longer than the rest of the UK, so the Boriswave would hardly be noticeable. Whereas Francophone Africans stood out in my neck of the woods.

Anonymous said...

I was there mid-80s and it certainly wasn't Betjeman's Croydon then.

Anonymous said...

It's still impressive how the accent changes twixt Carlisle and Gretna, though Berwick (lovely town) seems quite Scottish despite being officially English.

dearieme said...

Before the SNP worked their anti-miracle in the schools the joke used to be that Cumbrians were just Scots but with an inferior education.

Anonymous said...

70 labour MPs call on Starmer to set a timeline for his departure. Looks like Thatcher all over again.. except she lasted eight years

Anonymous said...

Mahmood sticking her head over the parapet is interesting. We'll see what happens tomorrow, about the only thing Starmer truly believes is that he should be PM, and I'm not sure the rebels have enough oomph to shift the Tone Deaf Star.

CH