Friday, 30 January 2009

Something for the weekend

Friday fun

This week a simple word game..



TIE-KEN-DO: The ancient art of bringing back a heavyweight.

SHEERPRICE: The difference in a banking share's value between Monday and Friday.

Please provide the best definitions for any of the following words...


And the winners are

CAMEROON:Old South says.. Cameroon: A genetically engineered beast, derived from a camel and a baboon. Every time it appears in public and speaks, the stock market drops 5% within the hour (See 'Henry Paulson').
CASHSTRATION: Nick Drew says ..Surgical removal of 'crown jewels' via investment in Standard Life's Cash Fund. From 'cash' as in "wholly invested in cash - the most stable of investments" (© Standard Life 2005)
IGNORANUS:Caronte says... someone who cannot tell the difference between his anus and elbow
BOZONE: Prodicus says ..The city formerly known as London.
MERVOUS:Steven_L says.. Apprehensiveness associated with doubts about ones reputation as an after-dinner speaker.
INTAXICATED:Mithch says..A state of mind brought on when you realise what all your tax is used for.
EL GORDO:
{the Spanish lottery} Idle says .El Gordo: Miss Macpherson in her dotage, having eaten all the pies.
STRAWBURY: BQ says ..A report, usually critical of the justice department, which appears on a heavy news day.
GULLIBALLS:Nick Drew says- One day, Ed, all this will be yours.
- Gosh, thanks Gordon !

TRUSTCOTT:Hatfield Girl says...Trustcott - remittance man's villa in Kenya/ Spain/Algarve.

and a worthy "Please add 'Testiculate' to the list, as they all wander round, upwardly grasping at imaginary bollocks..." from Scrobs.

18 comments:

Nick Drew said...

Intaxicated (Scots)
State of manic elation, characterised by involuntary dropping of the jaw during speech, brought on by continual offloading of gambling debts onto others (from the Old English, tax-payers, = hardworking families)

Cashtration
Surgical removal of 'crown jewels' via investment in Standard Life's Cash Fund. From 'cash' as in "wholly invested in cash - the most stable of investments" (© Standard Life 2005)

Gulliballs
- One day, Ed, all this will be yours.
- Gosh, thanks Gordon !

Prodicus said...

Bozone (like it)
The city formerly known as London.

(Bozza is freezing the Bozone council tax for the first time in 8 years AND increasing the rozzer count by 500 AND giving oldsters free travel around the clock AND halving fares for UB40ers.)

BTW - Please don't mention SL's cash fund too often.

Steven_L said...

Cashstration: Kash-treyt-shun - verb, noun

1. Removal of wealth through unvolunatry and untransparent means.

2. To render worthless, usually by means of deceptive practices. - "I had plans to travel the world, that was before the government began their policy of cashstration.


Mervous: mur-vuh s - adjective

1. Apprehensiveness associated with doubts about ones reputation as an after-dinner speaker.

2. Characterised by being expected to toe the line with a complete idiot of a boss. - "Why did bill say that? Is he mervous about this policy?"

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Bozone, land of bozos, places of ruination that no sane person would wish to remain in ( Peckham, Edmonton, Toxteth, Bury Park Luton, Lozells, St. Pauls etc. ).

Anonymous said...

El Gordo: Anagram of Lord Ego; nom de plume of Minister having something to do with Business and Industry

Mitch said...

Intaxicated...A state of mind brought on when you realise what all your tax is used for.

Bill Quango MP said...

Cameroon: A country in West Africa entirely powered by wind.

Cashstration: surgical procedure used by doctors to fund their practices. Direct or indirect cashstration available.

Ingoranus: To be completely unaware that past events are related to current events.

BoZone: Area of the proposed extension to the congestion charge into west London. Subsequently Canceled. {see also Kenary}

Strawbury: A report, usually critical of the justice department, which appears on a heavy news day.

Gulliballs. The inability to determine right from wrong.
To believe that one is superior, elevated to a giants stature. {see Gulliballs travails.}

The Great Simpleton said...

El Gordo: The random generation of policies designed to fix an economic problem that hasn't been clearly defined and so are doomed to failure.

idle said...

Cameroon: a Highland regiment, in dark camouflage

Ignoranus: A man who prefers breasts

Bozone: A boy band, all of them eejits

Mervous: Jewish discombobulation

El Gordo: Miss Macpherson in her dotage, having eaten all the pies

Gulliballs: Steve Harmison's opening over in an Ashes test match

Trustcott: The residence of a man of limited private means

Scrobs said...

They are all words which describe the actions of those who 'work' in Tunbridge Wells Borough Council.

Please add 'Testiculate' to the list, as they all wander round, upwardly grasping at imaginary bollocks...

Especially the planners, who are utterly useless and incompetent...

OldSouth said...

Gulliballs: The organ we discover we are held by, when it is announced that the taxpayers are obligated to rescue the banks, auto manufacturers, unions, insurers, and their political lapdogs in Washington.

Cashtration: See 'Northern Rock Bank Run'

Intaxicated: A dissociative state that occurs when one actually totes up how much of one's income actually is confiscated by one or another minions of the state (see 'ignoranus').

Cameroon: A genetically engineered beast, derived from a camel and a baboon. Every time it appears in public and speaks, the stock market drops 5% within the hour (See 'Henry Paulson').

Caronte said...

IGNORANUS: someone who cannot tell the difference between his anus and elbow

MERVOUS: The Bank of England Governor confronted with Northern Rock crisis

INTAXICATED: The Chancellor of the Exchequer

hatfield girl said...

Trustcott - remittance man's villa in Kenya/ Spain/Algarve.

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