The latest Master Unslicker is as yet unnamed.
This weekends task is to find a suitably Capitalist sounding name for the little chap.
I am informed that Mrs Unslicker will judge the entries, so as many as possible please as she rarely glances at CUs predictions, preferring Marjorie Orr's page for her market investments.
I offer up:
Lloyd
Adam
Bernie
Chase
Lehman
and, of course, Fred.
Lloyd
Adam
Bernie
Chase
Lehman
and, of course, Fred.
30 comments:
Horatio Alger Unslicker
Cornelius Vanderbilt Unslicker
Andrew Carnegie Unslicker
Thomas Edison Unslicker
For various reasons, Chester.
Winston would be a good capitalist name.
Milton Unslicker
Tata Mallya Hinduja Unslicker
Li Ka Shing Unslicker
Christopher Fildes Unslicker
Mittal Greenspan Seralan Unslicker
Bradford -
Bingley
Leicester
Barclay
Schilling
Carter
Ruck
Clifford
Chance
In the same way as the actors T P McKenna and A Martinez, I offer:
T. Hatcher
Based on all time achievement, it would have to be John, as in Rockefeller.
My bias is showing, but William seems to have done a certain Mr Gates some service too.
William
Friedrich/Fred
(not the same William that Croydonian suggests!)
What about the greatest capitalist of all time.
The one who abolished boom and bust.
Gordon!
Mervyn ?
Ayn
“Ayn” rhymes with “mine”.
Gresham "Bubbles" Unslicker
Congratulations! I hope mum and baby are doing well. "A good Capitalist Name...."?
Well, Rich comes to mind, or Alex or Clive.
On a bit more of an exotic curve, Laffer or Lorenz.
On the other hand, with older siblings, this little one could be a Bear and he will most certainly have to be Hardy.
NO
Pick a nice name like Ian/Ivan/Euan/Sean/John/Juan
Arnold Nesbitt (Crash of 1772).
John Law (Banque Royale).
Charles Ponzi.
What about Ive Madeoffwithit.
Congrats and all that. How about Winston?
Master City Unslicker III
Good capitalists always have to be the third...
You'll have to call him after two great economists. I offer you the choice - either Maynard Friedman Unslicker, or Milton Keynes Unslicker.
Any name you choose will be zedded, so bear it in mind:
Lorenzo Carnegie - Lozza Cozzer
Maynard Friedman - Mozza Frozzer
Bradley Bingley - Bizza Brazzer
Ricardo Winston - Rizza Wizzer
Alex becomes Lezza, so that's definitely out.
What about James? Even though you'll have to endure a period of Jazza Mazzer, James Matthew is a classy name and will work nicely for the 100 years when he isn't a child.
Congrazzers!
Dearieme snuck in one of my favourite jokes.
But who are the best capitalists around today? Richard (Branson), Philip (Green), William (Gates) and Steven (Jobs). All nice boring MOR names, you can't go wrong with any of those.
Rothschild unslicker
What about Silvio.
That's a spicy a meatball
Peston
Auric.
thanks for al of these, still negotiating with MRS Unslicker.
Currently still 'baby' Unslicker.
How about Alexander, Christopher or Felix...?
Or the name of one of literature's best known teddy-bears: Aloysius...?
DK
Congratulations.
How about
Rachman Hoogstraten Unslicker
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