Friday, 19 February 2010

Collective nouns

Weekend diversion

Collectivism is in the air.
So a collective noun theme this weekend.

What is the correct term for a group of politicians? A stab of politicians? A trough? A Chump? A weasel?


Test your skill and ingenuity at finding the collective terms
for the following..

  • Politicians
  • G-20 members
  • Economists
  • Bankers
  • Environmentalists
  • Journalists
  • Quango members..

Your entries into the comments.

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Its Bafta night so here are the winners of the Collective noun awards for the following categories.

Politicians - A Flush {Demetrius}
G-20 members - A Deficit{CU}
Economists - An Assumption {HG}
Bankers - A Wunch {Graeme + SL+ 007 1/2}
Environmentalists - A Hoax -Budgie {late entry}
Journalists - A Column {Janet Strugnel+ David}
Quango members - a Surplus { anon@9.30}

C@W would appreciate suitable Oscar winning style acceptance speeches from the deserved winners in the comments..

25 comments:

Blue Eyes said...

A conspiracy of politicians
A calamity of G20 members
A hysteria of economists
A confusion of bankers
A self-righteousness of environmentalists
A fiction of journalists
An outrage of quango members

Steven_L said...

A Plague of Politicans
A Magnum of G-20 members
A Textbook of Economists
A Wunch of Bankers
A Cave of Environmentalists
A Culture of Journalists
A Revolving Door of Quango Members

View from the Solent said...

Just the one.

A wail of enviromentalists

Janet Strugnel said...

A waffle of Politicians
An indulgence of G-20 members
An augury of Economists
A bonus of Bankers
A welly of Environmentalists
A column of Journalists
A plethora Quango members..

CityUnslicker said...

here are a few, good post BQ;

A collection of economists; an apology (courtesy of Sandy Tosvig)

A collection of Quango members; Labour party alumni

An orgy of Journalists

an anorexia of enviromentalists or perhaps a limp of enviromentalists

A sham of bankers

A tautology of politicians

A deficit of G20 members

Graeme said...

A trough of Politicians
A cabal of G-20 members
A crystal ball of Economists
A wunch of Bankers
A greenhouse of Environmentalists
A cackle of Journalists
A robbery of Quango members

Ms S-J said...

An owl of Politicians
A deceit of Journalists
A hedge of Bankers
A tango of Quangos
A failure of economists
A melt of environmentalists
A troubling of G-20s

Steven_L said...

Maybe that should be a Colony of Journalists instead of a Culture.

Biology never was my strong point.

007and a half said...

Definitely a wunch of bankers.

Sebastian Weetabix said...

A dissemble of politicans
A trough of G20 members
A division of economists
A illusion of bankers
A congregation of environmentalists
A lickspittle of journalists
And finally... an adhesion of Quango members (since they leech of the rest of us)

Bill Quango MP said...

A Cabal of Bankers
A church of environmentalists
An Intrusion of journalist
A porcine of politicos
A viginti of G-20's
A bubble of economists
A surfeit of Quangos

Demetrius said...

A flush of politicians.
A gurgle of G-20 members.
An erection of economists
A rookery of bankers.
A wormery of environmentalists.
A jugful of journalists.
A quagmire of guango members.

Odin's Raven said...

A Scum of Politicians.

hatfield girl said...

A Rogue of politicians

An Assumption of economists

A Resort of central bankers

A Retread of environmentalists

A Scoop of journalists

A Nomenclature of quango members

hatfield girl said...

And:

A Gordon of G20 members

CityUnslicker said...

love the nomenclature of Quango members.

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David said...

A lie of politicians
A summit of G-20 members
A basket of economists
A bail of bankers
A globe of environmentalists
A column of journalists
A fund of quangos

Bill Quango MP said...

A very high standard indeed. Some real gems.

I would judge the leading contenders so far as ....
{Try and imagine Jerry Hall hosting and all the fine entrants in a line,looking excitedly nervous, as the camera pans unnecessarily along, pausing for a few seconds at each one. Dramatic,tension 'Millionaire' style music dumdum s as each spotlight lit contestant bites a lip or wishes a hurried and insincere 'good-luck' to their neighbour.
The utterly fabricated tension has now reached an electric pitch...}

ITS Down to...!

* Politicians - A flush {Demetrius} + A conspiracy {BE}
* G-20 members - A deficit{CU} + A Magnum {steven L}
* Economists - Assumption {HG} + Augury {Janet S}
* Bankers - A Wunch {Graeme + SL+ 007 1/2} A bail {David}
* Environmentalists - A wail {VFTS} + limp {CU}
* Journalists - A column {Janet Strugnel}+ A deceit - {Ms S-J}
* Quango members..
A Nomenclature - HG A surfeit {BQ}

But lines are still open.
Keep sending in your texts...

Budgie said...

Slightly OT but there is the well known one:
Whats the difference between a non-exec director and a shopping trolley with a bent wheel? You fill them both with food and drink, but the shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

A Vacancy of non-execs
A Hoax of environmentalists
A Sleaze of politicians
A Plagiary of journalists
An Opinion of economists
A Bloat of quango members

Anonymous said...

There is only one word to describe them.

John East said...

A hidden agenda of politicians
A conspiracy of G-20 members
A disagreement of economists
A stench of bankers
A warming of environmentalists
An exaggeration of journalists
A surfeit of quango members

anon@9.30 said...

* Politicians
an expense account of

* G-20 members
an irrelevance of

* Economists
since economics is not really a coherent science, there is no collective for this term.

* Bankers
a bonus of

* Environmentalists
a porridge of

* Journalists
lunch of

* Quango members..
a surplus of

James Higham said...

A Tyburn Hill swinging with ...

Sara said...

A lie of Politicians
An importance of G-20 members
A recession of Economists
A poverty of Bankers
A litter of Environmentalists/ A protection of Environmentalists
A sneak of Journalists
a half-and-half of quango members