Saturday, 13 March 2010

Really Mad Men

Weekend fun.


‘Change That Works For You.
Building A Fairer Britain’.


New slogan from the Lib Dems. Any slogan that looks like a spoof of Labour and Tory slogans shouldn't have been considered.
Should have gone to Sterling Cooper instead of Duck Phillips
Would be hard to find a more vacuous one.
But we expect you are up to the challenge..


I offer..

"Changing the way we change the thinking about the changes we will change in the future"

"Creating a future for hardworkingfamilies and not so hardworkingfamilies "

Over to you

26 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

"Changing the fairer future"

Ralph said...

£100,000 reward for anyone who knows the difference between Labour, Tory and Lib Dems.

Anonymous said...

£100,000 reward for anyone who knows the difference between Labour, Tory and Lib Dems.
Only Tory or Labour could win an election.
The other one is there to allow people to vote against things.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Ralph: The IFS have calculated that the Tories would reduce public spending more than Labour, by as much as one per cent of GDP.

LibDem spending plans are somewhere between the two.

I claim my £100,000.

John M Ward said...

"We are on your side, whoever you are. Really!"

Electro-Kevin said...
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Electro-Kevin said...

Changing ... socks. Because you're worth it. Oh yes ! We make life taste better for you. when your Mum has gone to Iceland every little helps. Seemples.

I think I could give Snaatchi and Scraatchi a run for their money.

Saturn V said...

Why not consolidate all your political parties into one simple to manage hung parliament..
Call Ocean Finance now and vote Lib Dem.

CityUnslicker said...

Changing to go forwards in order to preserve our historic culture.

Blue Eyes said...

A future changed for all.

yokel said...

Haven't we had enough change? What I want is some "un-change"! Lets undo everything since 1972 (EU and all that), and start again.

Bill Quango MP said...

Sterling Cooper are still working on the posters for Labour’s campaign.
Its been very difficult. Even the legendary Donald Draper has had trouble with this project..

However they have come up with a poster. Think black and white artwork of a familiar sinking passenger liner at sea on a cold, freezing night.

It shows Gordon Brown, dressed in the uniform of a captain of the White Star Line. He is standing proudly, hands clasped behind him, on a tilting passenger ship’s deck, with water lapping around his feet.
He is not looking at the sea rising up behind him, but bravely out towards the dark horizon of stars.
In the background passengers, some in expensive furs, some in third class clothes , are gripping the rail in horror and panic as the sea washes up the deck.. There are no lifeboats to be seen. But the serene captain is unperturbed. He has a fixed and determined expression upon his face. An expression of a man who is only concerned with the future…

The strap line reads
WHEN THINGS GET THIS BAD IS THERE REALLY ANY POINT IN CHANGING THE CAPTAIN?

Anonymous said...

Each of the three parties offer a unique logo colour derived value proposition to the electorate.

Budgie said...

Change: small, brown and heavy - we make a hole in your pocket.

Budgie said...

Elect me, Proh-gress is my middle name.

Budgie said...

I read that advertisers always ran with what the product was not. So Mercedes assured us their cars were value for money whilst Skoda claimed reliability (I'm talking 20 years ago here).

All three main parties claim "Change", so clearly it's more of the same. Do we really, really, really want that?

James Higham said...

"Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic"

?

Ollie Cromwell said...

here is my entry.

Bill Quango MP said...

Some good entries here..
Commendation for John M Ward and Ollie Cromwell.
Budgie is on the right track with sell the sizzle not the sausage.
Gordon Brown's visage on a backdrop of 1p 2p coins working in "small change" may have legs as an internet poster.

But
I really like Electro-Kevin's idea of banding all the best advertising slogans together.
The 'because you're worth it' with the Bodyform for yooooouuu soundtrack has real potential.

{MW can definitely claim the £100,000 for the minuscule differences between the parties.}

Mark Wadsworth said...

I admit my entry into the slogan competition was rubbish but I'm claiming my £100,000 anyway.

Catosays said...

Any change that gets me another MP or two is a good change.

Lorenzo said...

Here's Mine

Anon@9.30 said...

"
Being nicer to small cuddly animals

and the bigger ones too

as long as no-one objects
"

Sebastian Weetabix said...

Can't make a decision? Think they're all the same? Vote Lib Dem and get some fresh faces you aren't bored of yet. We tailor our policies to your constituency - because one national manifesto doesn't fit all! In London we'll be pro-EU. In the South West, we'll campaign to get out!

Lib Dem. Because principles don't matter.

Budgie said...

I like that one:

"Lib Dem - because principles don't matter."

Bill Quango MP said...

Lorenzo: Banana for the yellow flash. Like it.

Cato: Yep: We need your MPs on a Kitchener poster.

Anon@9.30 Hug A Veggie.

SW : The Janus party.