Friday 7 May 2010

A Stiff Whisky In The Library ...



... before collectively picking up the revolver ?

Diageo sales up 12% in the 1st Quarter.



ND

15 comments:

Steven_L said...

You don't sound too cheerful there tonight Nick.

I'm staying off the bottle here, things look bad enough to me without the beer goggles on.

Nick Drew said...

don't sound too cheerful

not really: we've won Croydon Central - Pelling's destructive campaign to no avail, happily; seen J.Smith get her dues, etc etc

I just found the increase in booze sales rather comical !

Anonymous said...

I just saw Ed Balls on TV trying to make out they had won.

Where can you buy a good pitchfork round here?

Nick Drew said...

at Beelzebub Hardware and other good stores nationwide

woman on a raft said...

They HAVE won. Gordon has got his crisis and used it to clamp himself in to no 10, under the figleaf of Constitutional law.

I'm trying to make sense of a situation which says that somebody with fewer seats can none the less insist they are the Prime Minister merely because they last sat on the chair. It is prefectly obvious that Cameron, who may yet fail at it, should be given first go at forming a government.

Timbo614 said...

Hmm, this is awful, labour would need the support of the entire rest if the political alphabet to have any chance of forming a government.

Can we have your predictions for the October/Nov General election please...

My Wife is furious and she normally yawns at the very mention of politics...

Bill Quango MP said...

In the office this morning the Lib Demmers said "I didn't realise that Brown would be PM if he didn't come first..how does this work...?"

Holds head in hands.

roym said...

i just dont understand how brown thinks he can hold on. surely someone must tell him to do the decent thing?

Nick Drew said...

I am just off to the count (Croydon Council) and may be a little while ...

Budgie said...

Brown, Faust? They are not called LimpDims for nothing.

roym said...

hold on, clegg may be about to lend dave a hand

Bill Quango MP said...

He's still pretending to be asleep in No10.

I dunno..he would not accept that no one voted to get him in and now he won't accept that a majority voted to get him out.

Philipa said...

Cameron and Clegg will need to drag Gordo out kicking and screaming. A leg each?

Anonymous said...

What a waste of good malt sp;ashing ice in like that.

Nick Drew said...

splashing ice ?

that was the jolt when the revolver went off ...