The Home of the Whopper?
Go to work on an egg - because the car's got no petrol.
And when it Absolutely, Positively has to be there - put the price up.
Watch out , watch out. George Osborne's about - Better wait for that pasty to cool down a bit before purchase. Nothing for it but to turn to minimum alcohol priced drink. Get Mashed get Smashed.
Ages since we had a dress down Friday.
ADVERTISEMENT COMPETITION.Best adaptation of a popular commercial slogan for political purposes.
Efforts in the comments.