Friday 30 March 2012


What can we say about a week where the government's incompetence has created a drama out of a crisis? Come dine with me, for £250k, but it won't influence policy.
The Home of the Whopper?

Go to work on an egg - because the car's got no petrol.
And when it Absolutely, Positively has to be there - put the price up.
Watch out , watch out. George Osborne's about - Better wait for that pasty to cool down a bit before purchase. Nothing for it but to turn to minimum alcohol priced drink. Get Mashed get Smashed.

Ages since we had a dress down Friday.

Best adaptation of a popular commercial slogan for political purposes.

Efforts in the comments.


Jan said...

R e s p e c t.....

reaches people

other parties

fail to reach

Malcolm Tucker said...

Galloway's Whiskers - 8 out of 10 Asians said they preferred it.

James Higham said...

Pasties, dinners and petrol - the triumvirate of Pink Dave.

Philipa said...

Galloway, because you're worth it.

bamboo investments said...

Reminds me back 15 years ago when Bill Clinton had guests at the White House sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom. Not coincidentally, all of these guests had been US$ 100K givers to his party.

Budgie said...

The amount Cameron makes us pay for the CAGW hoax - it is "made to make your eyes water".