How do you know if they are the right bank for you, here are some criteria to help you judge if there is something amiss:
10. When you make a deposit, cashiers high-five each other.
9. After you get a free toaster, Chairman Marcus Agius shows up at your house begging for toast.
8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.
7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.
6. You notice Lord Lucan is sleeping in the vault.
5. Your safety deposit box is a Spud-U-Like carton wrapped in tin foil.
4. The Chief Executives pay is more than the GDP of the Country you live in
3. Lobby is waist-deep in fresh Spanish Euros.
2. Customer service hotline is hosted by Elena and starts 0898....
1. Four words: Chief Executive Bob Diamond