Friday, 27 April 2012

Barclays AGM

How do you know if they are the right bank for you, here are some criteria to help you judge if there is something amiss:

10. When you make a deposit, cashiers high-five each other.

9. After you get a free toaster, Chairman Marcus Agius shows up at your house begging for toast.

8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.

7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.

6. You notice Lord Lucan is sleeping in the vault.

5. Your safety deposit box is a Spud-U-Like carton wrapped in tin foil.

4. The Chief Executives pay is more than the GDP of the Country you live in

3. Lobby is waist-deep in fresh Spanish Euros.

2.  Customer service hotline is hosted by Elena and starts 0898....

1. Four words: Chief Executive Bob Diamond

1 comment:

Amela Jones said...

Are you going to do a follow up article? Would love to know what happens next.

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