Friday 27 April 2012

Barclays AGM

How do you know if they are the right bank for you, here are some criteria to help you judge if there is something amiss:

10. When you make a deposit, cashiers high-five each other.

9. After you get a free toaster, Chairman Marcus Agius shows up at your house begging for toast.

8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.

7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.

6. You notice Lord Lucan is sleeping in the vault.

5. Your safety deposit box is a Spud-U-Like carton wrapped in tin foil.

4. The Chief Executives pay is more than the GDP of the Country you live in

3. Lobby is waist-deep in fresh Spanish Euros.

2.  Customer service hotline is hosted by Elena and starts 0898....

1. Four words: Chief Executive Bob Diamond

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Are you going to do a follow up article? Would love to know what happens next.

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