Wednesday 18 June 2014

Lovestruck Hague, Dame Angelina, and an Unexpected Factoid

Search on Hague / Jolie / Images and you get this extraordinary photomontage, straight from the secret scrap-book the Foreign Secretary keep under his bed.  'Dame Angelina', indeed.  William Hague isn't the first to behave in this lovestruck manner (and I'm not the first to make the comparison): Jack Straw blazed that unseemly trail with Condoleezza Rice. But - oh dear, oh dear.

Do they not have advisers ?  As it happens, of course, we know Hague does indeed have advisers: they sometimes camp out in his hotel bedroom.  But they haven't saved him from making an eejit of himself this time.

Anyhow, on to the factoid.  You've heard of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon ?   Well, I am a mere 3 degrees from Dame Angelina, being related to her by marriage.  Bet you didn't know that.



K said...

Don't they campaign together to end rape in wars or something else stupid?

Do they really think fighters will listen to them? Wouldn't it make more sense to campaign to end war?

So I guess even ending wars is so boring these days that it has to be turned into some kind of media grabbing women's rights issue.

Elby the Beserk said...

And I'm a blood relation of John Cleese - second cousin, once removed.

So there. You can keep your Angelina Jolie and her weird sculpted face!

Nick Drew said...

that's Dame Angelina to you, Elby

Bill Quango MP said...

You are Billy Bob Thornton and I claim my 5 pounds.

BTW Luv you in Fargo!

Nick Drew said...

Dang! my secret is out

a brown envelope to the man in the bowler hat

Electro-Kevin said...

Saint Angelina has been twice removed from herself, apparently.

Nick Drew said...


tough crowd

Electro-Kevin said...

I'm more of a Jennifer Anniston man myself.

Budgie said...

How Jolie for you, ND.

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