It’s here for you, Madame Nicola
Mili loves you more than you will know, whoa ho ho
We're here to please, Madame Nicola,
Coalition beckons any day, hey hey hey
We'd like to know a little bit about your tough red lines
We know you’re keen to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are panic-stricken eyes
Stroll in Downing Street until you feel at home
Coo-coo-ca-choo, Madame Nicola …
On a TV sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Being in the candidates' debate
Lie about it, tease them with it
When you get to choose
Every way you look the English lose
Where have you gone, Margaret Thatchio
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, whoo hoo hoo
What's that you say, Madame Nicola
Maggie T has left and gone away, hey hey hey
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© Nick Drew 2015
9 comments:
Has anyone ever mentioned, Nick, yours and Bill Quango's particularly touching use of royal blue in the text?
The Gradutwat
Ed Miliband looking a bit Sean Connery there. The next Bond?
James - err, I think you will find that Bill's colour code is a particuarly fetching shade of ...
Judging by some of the comments received by C@W, I wonder if the text shows up in white on some machines.
All you C@W guys will know about reverse takeovers of larger moribund organisations where the idiot son (Dave) has been left in charge; the grasping uncle (Nige)is trying to mount a putsch; and the smarmy cousin (Nick) is just waiting in the wings to mount his proposals to the shareholders.
Usually these takeovers result in either a full blown merger or a shake-up. You should welcome the tartan horde(?) spilling over the border intending to capture the middle ground that everyone is abandoning in the hope of keeping a few nutters onside.
Ho ho ho.
Quite funny, actually.
...err, I think you will find that Bill's colour code is a particuarly fetching shade of ..
RED !
I have just changed my ring tone to the communist party {+ still the Russian Federation} national anthem.
Recorded it on zine.
Mostly this is due to my increasing deafness and I needed the loudest ring tone I could find. Nothing louder than the soviet armed forces choir in full voice.
Da da ..da ..der ..da da da..
Have to hand it to the old Soviet Union, they did have the best national anthem.
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