What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Ran through fields of wheat?
Crashing the United Kingdom out of the European Union ?
Taken the UK into a Middle East war, for no real reason?
Sold the nation's entire reserves of gold on Ebay with no reserve bid?
Saying you spent all your time working on the dangerous dogs act. When the only dangerous dog you were seeing was the one your were having an extramarital affair with.
Replacing the most hated tax in the UK, the Rates, with an even more hated one?
Running up so much money on the nation's credit card you had to call the IMF to help pay it off.
I'd suggest having a PM tripping on acid all day long would be doing the country less harm than some of the other things they might be planning.
For me, in my leadership bid to become PM, I cannot really think of what the naughtiest thing I've ever done is.
There are quite a few. Which always surprises me as I'm usually so very good.
I was present when a sibling Monopoly game descended into gunfire.
I once piled up 100, 60x20 cardboard boxes. Having filled the cente ones with aerosols. And set them on fire. The Fire-brigade had to be caled to help put out all the trees that were burning.
I swapped all the house signs from people's gardens, walking home from school one day. People were furious.
I took part in the very first 'race around the M25' when the motorway opened. And almost, almost had a severe accident when it turned out the damn thing wasn't completed at all. And there were still traffic lights in use at the Abbotts Langely section.
But I suppose being asked to leave my boarding school for an undisclosed incident, that really wasn't that bad, must be the naughtiest. And amongst people I knew at school, that was a really minor incident, compared to what they were up too.
What was your "Naughtiest moment?"