BREXIT COMPO: No Plan Survives First Contact With ...

... reality.  I wonder how well Mr Barwell's wargaming is standing up to what's unfolding before us.

Anyhow:  it's Compo Time at C@W!

At the start of the First World War the FT ran a compo.  They printed a big empty map of Europe, on which entrants had to mark what they reckoned would be the national borders when hostilities ceased and the losers had been carved up.  (History does not record who won, and how close they came to the actual result.)

So - your predictions, please, for the state of play on Brexit Day 29 March 2019:

• who will be PM?
• has there been a GE?   If so, what headline outcome?
• has a 2nd referendum happened?  If happened - question? result?
• in broad terms, on what basis is the UK / EU relationship set for the immediate 12 months following that date?
• has Gove disappeared up his own fundament? 
• do the LibDems still exist? 
• tie-breaker: any other colourful details concerning British politics you care to append? (this is not mean as an open invitation to devise cruel and unnatural punishments for your pet-hate politicians)  

Events are obviously moving fast, so we'll set a closing date of midnight Friday next (23rd).  Anyone who offers an early entry is free to offer a revised entry up until that deadline.  Small prize.

ND

The Red Pill!

Oh dear, with rolling resignations today the Prime Minister won't last.


The maths are quite simple.


The Tories only have a majority with the DUP voting with them.
The SNP will vote against any deal, as they want to remain.
The Liberal Democrats, both of them, will vote against any deal.
Labour only want power, they will always vote against the deal.,
Sinn Fein will not participate.


There maybe a few Labour Leave rebels, but by my count there are at least 10 Tory rebels at a minimum anyway.


The Lords will vote against any deal too by the way, as the Tories are a minority there.


May said something very insightful in her valedictory last night on the steps of Downing Street,


"It's this deal, no deal or remain."


So it is not her deal, which means we are down to No Deal or Remain. What a choice and a terrible reflection on the Tories to have led the Country to a path where No Deal is not properly prepared for in the event of a failure of the EU to negotiate fairly (which was always going to be the case).


Up until today I laughed at everyone who said there would be a second referendum, that won't be happening going forward. Interested to see in the comments what you would do - vote for hard brexit or remain?