Now those girls are hot. YouTube has no end of film of the slavering L'il Kim and serried ranks of uniformed goons getting their rocks off in unison as the Moranbong laydeez strut their stuff. Western stuff, too: they've all been on the course!
We may be pretty sure the Chinese will take this badly, what with having no other form of entertainment available to them on the weekend once the Saturday morning public execution is over - sometimes as soon as 09:05 these days. The time when the Gazprom choral society or the Sea of Blood opera company could satisfy their cultural needs is over, oh yes. What they want is North Korean talent imitating Western totty with short skirts, electric violins and a bit of close harmony. Deprive them of that, and they'll be off building new islands in the South China Sea, the only practical outlet for their repressed libidos.
And then where will we be? 2016 has hardly begun, and this kicks off. Another fine mess for Hilary Clinton to sort out, she can't get started soon enough.