"I wrote Bless ’Em All while serving in France in 1916. And, furthermore, it wasn’t *Bless*." Fred Godfrey
They say there’s a government-funded campaign
Bound for each home in the land
Laden with scare-stories, bullshit and lies
And arguments none understand
There’s many a voter who buys Project Fear
There’s voters with backs to the wall
There’s none to defend’em in this referendum
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all !
F*** ‘em all, f*** ‘em all,
This is our last chance for withdrawal
F*** all the Mandys and Christine Lagardes
F*** Francois Hollande - the whole house of cards
'Cos we’re saying *goodbye* to them all !
Dave’s package gives Brits bugger-all
There’s none to defend’em in this referendum
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all !
They say “if we stay we can influence best”
We’ve heard all that bollocks before
“Just admit Turkey and all of the rest
And take a few immigrants more”
There’s many a sucker has taken it in
Hook, line and sinker an’ all
There’s none to defend’em in this referendum
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all !
Now they say Jean-Claude Juncker’s a very nice chap
Oh! What a tale to tell !
Ask him to curb the Commissioners’ powers
He’ll give you a rebate as well !
There’s many a Briton who’s blighted his life
Trusting to General de Gaulle
There’s none to defend’em in this referendum
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all !
Everyone knows what a twat Dave has been
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all !
ND
5 comments:
That's pretty good, Nick, congratulations (not the song of that title, naturally).
Excellent. (I have the George Formby version and can hear it with your words in the back of my mind)
Lovely. Greatly enjoyed it.
Good Barrack-Room Ballad!
thanks, chaps
George Formby is 100% the inspiration - hard to get his cheery voice out of your head
could be worse things ...
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