General Raab heads off to the Death Star for his meeting with the Galactic Empire's representative, Michel Barnier. The Imperial Senate 27 have not been very amenable to the New Republic in recent conferences. Theresa May has even been refused a meal at Intergalactic dining occasions.
No soup for you.
She hopes that her representative will have greater success in his encounter with the Dark Lord.
General Raab
In a statement about the November conference Moff May insisted that a leaving agreement for the fledgling Rebel Alliance was 95% done. And she was convinced a Treaty of Friendship and Security would be signed. And that the Galactic Empire were negotiating in good faith. And not just dicking her around.
BREAKING NEWS ***Exclusive footage as General Raab presents the latest leaving proposals to Lord Barnier.BREAKING NEWS**
85% of humanoids now Vegan. Sand farming on Tatooine. Special supplement.
Watto Trading: Motto- if it ain't broke...then I don't want it.
In other Alliance news, Arron Watto, a private junk dealer from Mos Espa, is being sought by Imperial Intelligence agents for allegedly making donations from funds that may not have been just his own.
Arron Watto: Trader
Under questioning from the entirely "Impartial Galactic Commission to Prevent Outbreaks of Democracy", Mr Watto said that the credits were all his. He wasn't simply a junk dealer and second hand droid trader. But also a Slaver. And it was in his slaving capacity that he occasionally traveled to Iridonia where he sometimes had dealings with the dubious, poisonous and dangerous, Dathomiri Nightbrothers.
A person hotly tipped to be leader of a Rebel Alliance against the Galactic Imperial European Empire, has announced he will now be a Man Solo.
Mr Solo has been booted out of his home on Corellia, by his partner. Marina, of 25 years.
Ms Wheeler has long complained about his free-booting ways. Smuggling womenonto falcons. Using the excuse that traffic was backed up on the Kessel Run Hyperspace cycle lane, for his lateness back from work.
The maverick former Imperial Moff of London has long had a history of indiscretions. Notably Petronella Wyatt and Helen Macintyre. And he famously had to resign from a deputy seat at the Imperial Chamber of Moff Howard, when he was photographed by paparazzi in an embrace with a minor royal.
Solo has denied he has got the embarrassing news out ahead of a possible leadership challenge to Grand Moff May.
He told the Tatooine Times, " I am just a poor trader. Whose flings have led him to be flung. So tonight I shall be lonely, Hand Solo. I am not attempting to reboot the Tory franchise with a main character spin-off. At least, not until I've checked my support levels in the conference hall."
Diesel Landspeeder? - Up to 2,000 galactic credit scrapage scheme
Ancient Old Jedi Resigns. By our correspondent, Master Yoda.
Vincent Cable resign, has he? Not. Say He. Hmmm.? Yes, but also, no. Go, he has not. In time all is possible. Events may pass.
"For the many, not the Jawa." AntiJawasism row
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Young Cable. Aged 174
The last of the Jedi, swept away. By break up of the Old Republic.
Continue, he can not. After lifetime of study. Meditation. Training in ways of the Farce.
Vincent Cable, the rank of Padawan, had he reached.
